When I was younger I was a geek, and much of being a geek, for
me, consisted of reading most anything I could get my hands on.
Now, years later, some of my fondest, literary memories surround
the Choose Your Own Adventure series of young adult books that were all the rage during the
eighties. While other kids were out playing cops and robbers,
I was curled up under my frilly canopy bed, misunderstood, but
exacting an immature sense of control over the characters in The Cave of Time or Message From Space . Indeed, those were the days. It was therefore, with an almost
overwhelming sense of nostalgia, that I began reading Kathryn in the City and The Classics Professor, erotic choose your own adventure novels, recently released
by Gotham Books.
Kathryn in the City , written by Mary Anne Mohanraj, editor of Aqua Erotica and Wet, is the time old tale of an innocent young thing who heads from
Indiana to San Francisco on the heels of breaking up with her
childhood sweetheart John who had been more like a box of damp
matches. The writing is good, and most red-blooded humans will
be sufficiently turned on by the protagonists erotic escapades,
but the problem this book inevitably faces is the clichéd situations
Kathryn encounters. Over the course of a couple hundred pages,
she acts out a generic sexual playbook that a more creative-minded
sensualist might find tedious. Within moments of her arrival,
she is acquainted with a bisexual roommate named Rose, another
bisexual roommate named Michael who happens to have a boyfriend,
Jamie and before you know it Kathryn is either stripping at the
Lusty Lady, or working at a lucrative freelance tech writing gig
from home while getting into any number of delicate positions
with dizzying combinations of her roommates at a dizzying pace.
Were set up to believe shes an innocent babe but soon thereafter,
defying any attempts at plausibility, Kathryn immerses herself
into the sexual favors the big city has to offer. Then, you have
the interracial encounter with Roses ex-boyfriend, Peter. A black
man! My, how well endowed art thou. By way of Rose, the erstwhile
feisty roommate, Kathryn ventures to a racy sex party and later,
flirts with bondage, oh my. Its all very formulaic and that may
be the nature of the beast but it was, admittedly, disappointing
because ultimately, regardless of which path Kathryn chooses,
she ends up in the same placenot all that different from the
person she was when she arrived in the city. The good news is
that you get to choose which path(s) Kathryn takes, and with your
own imagination, you can mix up the repertoire.
The Classics Professor , story by Michael Hemmingson, and also written by Mohanraj,
was by far the superior of the two books. Mark, the narrator,
is compelling because you can never quite tell what hes thinking.
Hes infinitely more flawed than Kathryn, decidedly less pure,
and you like him for that. You like him for being unabashedly
male, for trying to forget the girl he left behind by fucking
his way through the female population of New Yorka city which
serves a grittier backdrop you can sink your teeth into. While
reading Kathryn in the City, you just want to smack the narrator. While reading The Classics Professor , you want to be the narrator.
The Classics Professor is also a darker storythere are no Pollyanna encounters and
the people Mark gets involved with are as fucked up as he is.
From icy Wendy Lake and her dangerous games to the return of the
girl he left behind, Marks encounters have a more human quality
to them, and more depth. One of the most intriguing characters
we meet is Belinda, a university colleague who once shattered
her pelvis and cant have traditional intercourse. I dont want
to give the whole book away, but it was refreshing to see this
innovative twist because you are forced to redefine the acts that
make up a sexual encounter. At the end of the day, there are only
so many ways to have sex or talk about sex. Truly good erotic
writing makes you forget that fact and The Classics Professor does so with flair.
If youre looking for a trip down memory lane, these books lack
the innocent intimacy of the Choose Your Own Adventure series, however, both books are worth reading because in the saturated
market of erotic fiction, different is good. Kathryn will stimulate
your body but the professor will also stimulate your mind and
I hope we have the opportunity to see how this series matures. |